what the f chuck ill duck even tho im headless

got nothin to lose, literally. the head is but a target. so let em chuck their chickens margaret im just gonna act all lethargic.

as long as it aint turkeys cuz id hate to come down with chlamydiosis or the tom flu.

tomfoolery gettin stuffed up santas flue keep yer birds n get yer sleigh down offen my roof n stop them beasts from makin turds. come springtime my yardll reek of the tundra, of caribou herds.

ya heard? word. i dont like repeatin myself wanted to make sure i havent slurred.

thats some foul fowl gettin stirred. add some hotsauce quick sos dinnerll be preserved

& served on a platter a year & a half after in the halls of some magistrate & in amongst the laughter youll find a few sobs comin from the slobs that just lapped her. tom flu stew, stu. its a foul fowl.